Awesome Things My Kids Say.

In the category “Random Awesomeness” comes some random conversations that I just love with my kidos. Mira and Izzy are identical twin girls and are 4 years old. Kanen is my very mature 8 year old son.

~Kanen while shopping at Costco: Mama can you buy me this Lego set?
Mama: No way! It’s $45.00!
Kanen: How do you know that?
Mama: Because it says so on the sign.
Kanen: Oh. Curse you little sign!

Mira talking to her sister while listening to Katie Parry’s Last Friday Night in the car: OMG!!  She had MANGOS in her pool!!!! Izzy: I KNOW and she smells like a candy bar!!!”

·        ~Leaving WINCO Foods (grocery shopping)~
Izzy: Mamma I had a dream that we went shopping, and I said ‘mama can I buy something?’ and you said ‘sure darling!’ …. And then I woke up.
Mamma: (laughing) Yep! Sounds about right.
(I never buy my kids’ stuff at the store, unless we go to a store to buy them stuff).

~Mira to me: I love you mama, but you should REALLY shave your legs!

~Mira in the car going to pick up my son: Why is the light GREEN but none of the cars are driving?? Izzy: Cuz their all texting their phones!

~Izzy at the farmers market walking past the live band: 
If I hear this music, it’s gonna make me HAVE to dance!

·        ~Mira making coffee for me this morning:
Me: Oh goodness I’m so sore from working out with my trainer yesterday
Mira: That’s good mama!
Me: Why’s that my love?
Mira: Cuz if you’re not sore it means you’re not working hard enough and you’re NOT healthy.
Me: Good point.

 

·        ~While driving in the car (Izzy is scared out of her mind of the Easter bunny)~
Kanen to Izzy: You know there’s no Easter bunny right?
Me: Kanen! You don’t know that!
Kanen: YES I do!
Me: How do you know that for a fact?
Kanen: Because when we were at Target buying Easter candy and baskets you said “close your eyes and pretend there’s an Easter Bunny”.
Me: Damn.

~Sunday morning me still in bed waking up: 

Miramama
if you come downstairs and put on my movie I will snuggle you” 
Me:
what! your bribing me with snuggles? Can I just have a morning hug n
kiss?” 
Mira: Mamma I said: if you put my movie on I will give you a
snuggle, I wont give you anything if you don’t”. 
Where does she learn this
negation style? damit.

Sarah Centrella is the author of the book Hustle Believe Receive which teaches you how to apply the #HBRMethod to change your life and live your dream.

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