Dear Facebook

Dear Facebook,

Thanks for pointing out that the guy I’ve been dating the last six months is now suddenly “in a relationship” with his “ex”. Good lookin out. What would I do without you, to catch the cheaters for me??  Like for real. You’re great at it.

For example:
If you notice a post on your man’s wall in which some girl is calling him “booboo” and he hasn’t had a chance to jump on and delete it, or hide it from his timeline… that’s a good indicator that something might be up.

And when you ask said girl if she accidentally called your man her “booboo” and she replies, “nope think i got it right”…. That’s when you think to yourself; “Hmmmm I’m so glad I have Facebook, because I can’t believe shit anyone says anymore!”

For example:
Him: “Oh that girl? She’s just my “ex”.  She still thinks one day we’ll get back together, but you’re the only girl I’m talking to or want to be with. I promise.”

Next day:
Him, Her “In a relationship” on Facebook.

Again, thanks Facebook for clearin that up for me! Total life savor!




Sarah Centrella is the author of the book Hustle Believe Receive which teaches you how to apply the #HBRMethod to change your life and live your dream.

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  • jaded in Vancouver
    August 18, 2012 - 7:32 pm | Permalink

    I went through a similar situation as yours recently but the man I was involved with was married and I didn’t know for months. He hid me and his ‘real’ life very well or so I thought. When I dug a bit deeper, I also realized that he was not very internet-savvy and kept a social networking site on ‘public’ view (I wasn’t on that site) and I could see him romancing various other women. Two of these women finally contacted me (through a series of comical errors that connected us through the internet) and we talked. Oh boy *sighs*.

    Anyway, I have such mixed feelings about meeting people on-line (is this how you met your fellow?) to having to check up on them when I feel my spidey senses are tingling with untruths. How are we supposed to meet people and not feel guarded? Are there that many players out there? I hated reading his wall and didn’t want to read into things but I knew him well enough that he kept the ‘surface’ interaction friendly but it was the private emails that were revealing. I had been forwarded emails that he wrote to other women and he was saying the same things to a number of us. So sad. Borderline personality disorder, anyone?

    Anyway, I am rambling. I’m sorry for your discovery. Been there, done that.

    • August 19, 2012 - 5:41 pm | Permalink

      ugh… I feel your pain honey… trust me! I’m starting a “man diet” NO MAS! lol

  • August 19, 2012 - 2:14 pm | Permalink

    Wow Sarah, I’m really sorry to hear that. You’ll do much better next time. Keep your head up girly; I’m rooting for you and hope to see you in Seattle in the Spring!

  • September 8, 2012 - 6:58 am | Permalink

    Hey Sarah, you really inspire me nd i think ur also very beautiful. Im sorry to hear this new but im sure ull be fine. i need your advice about a girl im in love with. Can you give me specific details on how to attract a relationship with her.

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